Cute Li'l Fuzzy Bears All Covered In Onions

Once upon a time, there was a girl with a sparkle in her eye, a song in her heart, and a tattoo on her ass. It was of a bear. A cute li'l fuzzy bear all covered in onions. There had been another bear in the big book of tattoo samples, a large brown bear on a unicycle juggling truck tires. He wasn't as cute as the one with the onions, though, so she felt her choice was clear.

She left Asbury Park, New Jersey with her mother in the wake of the burning of the Morro Castle. "They took too damned long to clear that hulk off the beach," she'd always said.

She also had a tattoo on her ankle, but I never got a good look at it.

CLAUDE BRAINS, AMOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER

"I Wouldn't Worry Too Much About It."

FIRST, Do No Harm.

SECOND, Do No Good.

n try to do as little as possible of the in-between.

With your Amotivation of the Day, I'm Claude Brains.

Take It Easy!

Have You Seen My Hat?

Happy New Year's, by the way

Mine's been fine. I've spent most of it so far getting over the cold I had the last two weeks of 2008. more later.

"2009, eh? My God, " he said in a John Cleese voice. "What do you suppose they get for something like that? Still, it's good for the Hedgehogs."

('Hedgehogs' is capitalized here as it's the name of a group. -ed.)

Yeah, a group of Hedgehogs. Hey, when's Spacehog getting back together?

Just One Quick Thing Before New Year's - well, hell...

How is it I'm already behind schedule?