As November Draws To a Close...

Whoa hell.

Never Mind.

('Don't you mean RockVember?' No, that was last month)


Well, let's make October a good one...?


Time for breakfast.

Oh, and by the way...

ELECTION DAY 2008 UPDATE UPDATE

In case you were waiting for an update, the election went well.

Election Day/Birthday - November 4 2008!

This is me when I was 12 hours old, on this date in a previous year.

I won't tell you what year, but it was the day The Beatles played for the Royal Family.










ELECTION DAY 2008 UPDATE

The vote tally in Dixville "First in the country" Notch, New Hampshire was carried live on MSNBC: Out of a total 21 ballots, John McCain carried 6, Ralph Nader carried 0, and Barack Obama carried 15! Start of a wave.

This began 22 months ago. I don't know what I'm gonna do after today (except celebrate, hopefully)

Speaking of celebrate, it's also my birthday. Never mind which one. On this date, some years ago, I was born at 5:09 am, and it's the last time I ever did anything that early. These days, I do stuff that late, but never that early.

In a way, it sucks that my birthday often falls on election day. I always get screwed on presents.


Anyway, GO VOTE!

And then buy me something!


P.S. I guess Blogger is on Pacific time. My birthday is November 4th, and here, on the east coast, it's AFTER MIDNIGHT. Sometime between when this picture was taken and now life got very confusing indeed!

As Rocktober draws to a close...

I wonder: Where the hell have I been? There was that unfortunate bout of Rhinovirus (that's what a cold is called, right? I hope I didn't just type something stupid. This is a blog, after all. People expect a certain amount of class and accuracy.)

Where the hell was I? Oh, right, that was the question.

Where the hell have I been?


Have you seen me?

Oh, here I am.


Never Mind.

More Recent Old Stuff

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Old stuff from a more recent time, The Chet Mozart Show ran in The OWL's last issue of 2004 (I think, either that or '03). So, according to my schedule so far, the next one should run in 2016. I'd better get to work on that, that deadline will be here faster than I suspect!

And Now... Some Old Stuff!

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I'm gonna go ahead n post some old stuff in the absence of any new stuff. This is some older old stuff,

Cute Li'l Fuzzy Bears All Covered In Onions, published in The OWL newspaper sometime in the Spring of 1992.
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p.s. The scan could be better, I know. sorry sorry sorry sorry. I drew these things fifteen inches long and my scanner is only twelve lengthwise. Ah, well, whaddya gonna do?

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on Monday's THE CHET MOZART SHOW

- Cartoon legend Linus Van Pelt talks about the banking crisis and the joys of writing for HBO

- VP nominee Sarah Palin will be by to explain how she told Arby's "Thanks but no thanks" on the curly fries

- We preview my new email service geared especially toward women. I call it SheMail.

- Music of The SurEels

- and the commentary of Mark Shields and David Brooks, even though that includes the commentary of David Brooks


That's The Chet Mozart Show, Monday, I forget exactly when...

...on, uh, most of these stations?

YOUR UVULA AND U

Hey, wot gives?

All the friends went away somewhere and now it's just all these bastards!

(no, no I don't mean you. Keep in mind I wrote this some time ago, assuming you're reading this sometime after I wrote it, which was some time ago)


Wait a minute, what?

Welcome Friends and Bastards!

This here is the very beginning of me joining the blogging world, except for a post I posted to my MySpace blog (and that was a joke, I posted a 'Happy New Year' message on or around St. Patrick's Day. Soon I'll wish all a Happy Valentine's Day, better hurry, too, Thanksgiving come soon!)

What are my memories of _____? A bad Henry Kissinger impression, the forthcoming album Obscured By Clowns, and a small dog who just sat there, mouthing obscenities.

Hungry but I can't decide where to eat, Vigoda Pagoda Chinese Express, Three Korean Brothers Italian, or Cavalcade Of Steak.

So, how's by you?