I wonder: Where the hell have I been? There was that unfortunate bout of Rhinovirus (that's what a cold is called, right? I hope I didn't just type something stupid. This is a blog, after all. People expect a certain amount of class and accuracy.)
Where the hell was I? Oh, right, that was the question.
Where the hell have I been?
Have you seen me?
Oh, here I am.
Never Mind.
